Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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