i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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