i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
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I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
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I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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