Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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