Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
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I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
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You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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