me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I can't turn off my feet"
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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