Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
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Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
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The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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