just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
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im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
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I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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