But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
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we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
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Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step