I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?