i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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