i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!