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life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.

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(612): life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix. http://tfl.nu/ht0i

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You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.

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(720): You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive. http://tfl.nu/qvhh

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found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"

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(862): found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later" http://tfl.nu/lryz

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Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line

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(401): Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line http://tfl.nu/kpx6

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no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.

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(203): no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini. http://tfl.nu/ao12

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He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.

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(914): He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away. http://tfl.nu/k6q1

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You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.

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(859): You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point. http://tfl.nu/cgpy

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Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.

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(708): Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life. http://tfl.nu/mhw6

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It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.

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(313): It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike. http://tfl.nu/mqaw

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I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.

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(267): I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible. http://tfl.nu/ayl9

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took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...

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(616): took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding... http://tfl.nu/s10s

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Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night

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(812): Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night http://tfl.nu/74fx

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I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."

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(256): I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now." http://tfl.nu/g734

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i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know

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(410): i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know http://tfl.nu/vpyl

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Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.

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(847): Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party. http://tfl.nu/n2f5

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