Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
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Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
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I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.