Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
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