i just google imaged poop.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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