When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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