we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Randomize
