I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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