Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
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FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
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do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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