She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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