This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
Randomize
