reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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