i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
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I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
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Are sex swings allowed in dorms
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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