me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
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Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
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I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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