Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
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