And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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