the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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