chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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