big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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