I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
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he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
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Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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