I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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