hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
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Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
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Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
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