do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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