im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
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Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
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Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
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