Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
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then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
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I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.