thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
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as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
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He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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