She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
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operation have a gay friend backfired
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
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All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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