Just fell off a train. Bad.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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