North Korea, Best Korea!
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
