Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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