are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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