I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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