i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
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