Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
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Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
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I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
I had to cum in my sink.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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