I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
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