Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
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Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
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I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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