I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
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I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
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I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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