Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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