So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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