he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
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I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
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Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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