we have officially lost it.
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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