It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
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Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
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The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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