You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
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I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
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I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
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