what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
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Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
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I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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