so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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