yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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