the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
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I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
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These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
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