I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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