Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
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So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
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I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
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