His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
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